im sorry but this is the best thing i’ve ever found on the internet and it really needs to be appreciated
oh no …. oh no
You said Skrillex was shit before.How does “Kill Everybody” not suck
Because most of Skrillex’s stuff isn’t actually that bad and everybody just seems to think that Scary Monsters & Nice sprites is his only song.
You’re shit.
How does “Kill Everybody” not suck
Because most of Skrillex’s stuff isn’t actually that bad and everybody just seems to think that Scary Monsters & Nice sprites is his only song.
[step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing
[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length
[step 3] move in for the kill
Distinguished GentlePug Makes Scene at Company Picnic
An affluent pug named Moose (of the Newport Mooses) has been accused of harassment and general misconduct during a recent corporate retreat.
“He was walking funny, slobbering on everyone,” says Fran Miller, an employee of CalStar, the boat insurance firm that held the picnic. “I’m not sure if he was drunk, but he was definitely acting inappropriately.”
Attorneys for Moose, who is a senior vice president at CalStar, maintain that his friendliness might have been misconstrued, but there was certainly no wrongdoing. The pug himself could not be reached for comment.
Submitted by Adam Berberich.





